metthamphetamiine:

if the purge were real the morning after would be so awkward like:

"Hey Billy, sorry i murdered your family. We still on for golf?"

haha i work with this guy named Billy and he would just be like “Fuck yeah! What time again?”

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tastefullyoffensive:

[channelate]

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

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ludicrouscupcake:

broimhereforthemusic:

this cat looks stoked as hell

thats just
thats just butter in a hotdog bun
bradlej:

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?!
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dietchola:

this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless

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ashholeirwin:

remember when liam and niall called that girl who won the star caller contest thing and they were like why are you whispering and she was like im in class rn and liam was like oh no im so sorry go back to learning and niall was like can u sneak out

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